Who's name is the first one learnt by every visitor to our place?
Whose name is known around the neighbourhood, because its the one most commonly called or shouted as I'm trying to put everyone in the dog pen so I can go to work?
Who initiates hilarious games like bite the flowing water and hide and seek?
Who is most likely to drag Czar into trouble?
Who thinks he's a match for anything, even territorial alpacas?
Who is most likely to experience random bouts of deafness and blindness, just when you're calling him?
Who is the only dog who can open crates, sliding doors and anything else he sets his mind to?
Who carries on so much as meal times that his bedding and crate are always a mess?
Who is so tired after a morning of attempting to wrestle everyone else to the ground, that he can't be bothered standing up to clean up the kibble he knocked out of his dish?
In fact, who lies down at every opportunity to get wet and muddy? Actually, at any time.
Who is most likely to lie on my cold cold feet?
Love you too, Bolo.