Thankyou for the lovely Valentine's Day flowers. I know you really meant them for me, and not HER. I miss you and need you to come home soon and rescue me from HER. She has conned all the boys into thinking that she's nice, but she keeps taking me to the VET! Plus, she spent today with a whole bunch of her other friends rather than staying home and patting me. She tried to tell me it was very important for her industry that they all go and pro-test, but I'm not buying it. Imagine thinking something was more important than pats!